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Post by Phineas Andrew Lee on Jun 20, 2009 15:44:10 GMT -5
 iamnotapancakeis convinced that juan is having an affair with anita.- - - -[/size] hello people of the interwebz! i have a question. is it pathetic that i'm currently watching spanish soap operas and starting on my second box of fruit roll ups alone?
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Post by william on Jun 20, 2009 15:59:52 GMT -5
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nope.
because only pathetic people share fruit roll ups.
:D
and spanish soap operas rock. duh |
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Post by Phineas Andrew Lee on Jun 20, 2009 22:48:28 GMT -5
iamnotapancakeis convinced that juan is having an affair with anita.- - - - [/size] ah yes. i'm glad you agree with my stance on the sharing of fruit roll-ups. they go quite well with powerade. but i think leita drank the last of mine. even though by drawing the dinosaur on the bottle it means it belongs to me. oh kids these days and their lack of courteousness.
as for spanish soap operas, i wish they were on every channel all the time. with the exception of cartoon time. because not watching cartoons during cartoon time is a sin. as is said in the book of phineas in the bible.
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Post by william on Jun 21, 2009 5:56:49 GMT -5
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you do that too?!
ahem, dinosaurs are THE universal symbol for not yours, or if it is yours, it's mine
but yeah, powerade is awesome.
book of phineas, eh?
don't think i read that book.
but i like the guys thoughts.
cartoon time is sacred.
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Post by Phineas Andrew Lee on Jun 21, 2009 8:11:09 GMT -5
iamnotapancakeis convinced that juan is having an affair with anita.- - - - [/size] really?! ohmigosh! we're obviously twinsies, and nobody told us.
well now we have quite the dilemma. i guess since you're my long lost twin and since you're cool enough to put dinosaurs as your symbol than i'll share with you.
chyeah powerade is the chosen drink of gods.
well that's because i'm still writing it. :] i will share some of my written work with you sometime. i even have my own ten commandments. well not yet, but i'm getting there.
of course. and cartoon time must be enjoyed with pancakes or ice cream. also written in the book of phineas.
and if i miss scooby doo, i cry. straight up. either that or i'm thrown into an uncontrollable rage.
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Post by william on Jun 21, 2009 8:50:25 GMT -5
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oh yay! i have a twin!
so now you're sibling numero tres. sweet.
so looking forward to reading that.
it'll probably be the first one since run dog run...yeah
and ice cream all the way. with jimmies and cookies on top. =]
scooby doos the best. but the old stuff, not the pansy new episodes. pfft.
plus, daphne's kind of a babe. ;D
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Post by Phineas Andrew Lee on Jun 21, 2009 9:47:29 GMT -5
iamnotapancakeis convinced that juan is having an affair with anita.- - - - [/size] and i bring with my sibling numero cuatro!
but my actual brother doesn't really count as a real person. he counts as like half of one. cause he's a doucher.
good, good. they're great rules to live by, if i do say so myself. run dog run was a literary masterpiece.
horray! you call them jimmies too!? i guess not everyone calls them jimmies. because one time i went to an ice cream place and ordered jimmies and the guy behind the counter turned so red! turns out his name was jimmy. i think i might have to include that story in the book of phineas.
wait, what kind of cookies? ever had chocolate chip ones on top? AMAZING.
oh of course. with the same music and everything. i wish there was a malt shop around here somewhere. i would hang out there like every day.
despite the fact that he probably reaked of marijuana i was always quite partial to shaggy.
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Post by william on Jun 21, 2009 9:55:06 GMT -5
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oh, that sucks. well, you can have mine, he's lovable. :D. and he looks like me, so it's even better!
for reals?! dude, i wanna meet a jimmy.
and include it, it'll be like, a highlight of the book.
chocolate chip? nah, i'm an oreo man myself. but, like without the middle part. because that's just weird.
oh god yes, malt shop! but, like everyone would be all fat cause they only ate ice cream and then we'd all be poor because fans don't like fat rockers. :[
shaggy's a beast. but i couldn't be his friend cause he'd eat all my food and that's not cool.
i wonder if they have that on dvd. i'd buy it and then watch it in the dark. but then i'd get scared so i'll have to find someone to cuddle with. but it's still awesome.
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Post by Phineas Andrew Lee on Jun 21, 2009 10:05:15 GMT -5
iamnotapancakeis convinced that juan is having an affair with anita.- - - - [/size] after he gave me my ice cream, and i realized his name was jimmy. i just winked and walked away. it was priceless. absolutely priceless. i wish i could have seen his reaction. but it would have ruined the moment if i looked back at him.
ah oreos are always good. it's always best to get the white stuff out and then eat the chocolate. o.O i think that is the most sexual thing i've ever said without realizing it.
well fans are dumb. because even the fattest of rockers need love too. wait a second...my diet consists of mostly ice cream... oh but the pancakes make up for it. =D
true. i might have to make that one of the like seven deadly sins. thou shalt not eat all your friends food. that's just wrong.
i like it. i might just make my own religion. i don't think christianity is yet ready for the book of phineas.
if that was on dvd i'd probably die from excitement and happiness. oh oh! pick me pick me! we can have a scooby doo marathon! and watch all the cheesy movies and create our own makeshift malt shop! fun times for all!
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Post by william on Jun 21, 2009 10:15:27 GMT -5
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yeah, it would've. but then you could've just stolen the security tape and watched it.
dunno how you'd do that, but it's a thought. :D
yeah, it was a little sexy. but it was nice. :P
wait, what kind of pancakes? cause if they're, like chocolate chip or something it doesn't make up for it. though it'd be totally awesome if it did. :]
yeah! just go for it! since that one band has it's own religion: the church of hot adiciton. but i bet yours would be a billion times better. :], and that'd be the best sin ever; it should be a law or something; i'd vote for it.
of course you're picked! shelby doesn't let me cuddle with her in the bunks anymore. :[ but yay for scooby doo marathons on the tour buses! hey, that should be, like, a tour title. yeah...
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Post by Phineas Andrew Lee on Jun 21, 2009 10:27:59 GMT -5
iamnotapancakeis convinced that juan is having an affair with anita.- - - - [/size] i could have done that. i wish i had done that. i can just picture his face as some mixture of embarassment, but a slight curiousity. but he wasn't all that cute, so that would have taken some of the fun out of it.
despite how tasty they are, chocolate chip pancakes are not my favorite. it's all about the blueberry bby. and blueberry muffins. those things are so delicious. blueberry everything is delicious. i'm going to make a shirt that just has a picture of a blueberry on it. hawt.
oh yeah! i forgot about that. my church will be called finnyism. and you can be the pope, or you can make up your own title. but it is the equivalant. and we can have our own country! like catholocism does, only finnyisms will be ten times cooler. =D
maybe i should drop my music career and just become a politician to pass that law... nah i prefer playing my drums.
horray! we will have good times. =D leita never let me cuddle with her! she's so cruel. D: she doesn't realize how good of a cuddler i am. oh well, her loss!
that should be a tour title! and only the coolest bands would be on that tour. meaning all the ones that are avid members of the church of finnyism. :]
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Post by william on Jun 21, 2009 10:40:50 GMT -5
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oh my, blueberries are delicious. and hot, they're like the sexiest berry. fo sho.
i think i'll be called...i don't know. i have to find the perfect word that sums up the amazingness that is being the ruler of finnyism. and if it has the word pubah in it, it'd be even better. i like that word. :]
our country should be within another one, but it has to be cool. but we'd have to get a few more people to join, otherwise there'd just be us...but that could be fun, so nevermind!
dude, you're a drummer?! that's awesome! i'm a guitarist so i know what i'm talkin about when i say awesome. xD
like, how i have the biggest feeling you'd be an awesome cuddler cause i have an eighth sense about these things. chyeah.
so the tour would be us, and then our bands after we convert them to finnyism by telling them all about it awesomeness, and then...more people i guess. |
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Post by Phineas Andrew Lee on Jun 21, 2009 10:52:07 GMT -5
iamnotapancakeis convinced that juan is having an affair with anita.- - - - [/size] oh chyeah. i won't lie though. strawberries are pretty good. but they come in second in the contest for the most delicious berry.
pubah is like the coolest word ever. it can be like the super special awesome pubah pancake eater. it has to have a lot of words so it can have a radical acronym or something. =D
it can be within...uhm...CANADA! or russia! something that ends with an A. just not america. because that would just be less fun.
it could start with just us and then people would realize how great it is and how fun we are and soon there would just be lines to be baptized!
and we would baptize them in lime and strawberry jello mixed together. yummeh.
why yes i am a drummer. my drums are my best friends. a day just isn't complete until i play them at least once. oh! you play guitar!? i was actually thinking of learning guitar as a second instrument just for the fun of it. you should teach me! and i can bow a lot and call you sensei!
yay! the eighth sense is my favorite sense out of the ten senses. sight, smell, hearing, taste, touch, ESP, whether pancakes are close, the cuddling sense, and baked potatoes. the eighth sense never leads one astray. =D
yeah but those people wouldn't be as important. because our bands would be like the cardinals and priests and stuff. and they'd have cool names too.
btw which band are you in!?
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Post by william on Jun 21, 2009 11:05:54 GMT -5
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strawberries are alright. they're kinda overrated to me. but whatevah.
acronyms are fun! like...brinclhof...which is the only thing i remember from high school chemistry. :P
what countries end with A?! ooh, transylvania does...but i'm scared of vampires, so lets not make it there.
not yummeh, jello's gross. xP. but we should have them bungee jump inside of it, that's be way cooler. and kind of awesome to watch. :D
i'm gonna be a sensei?! sweet! course i can teach you, but only if you want to not play good. cause i kinda stink. jk! i rock!
i don't know, the cuddling sense is pretty whoa, i'm not sure if i could choose. tsk.
yeah, and instead of those giant hats, we could have them wear...like, giant pants. no no, that's dumb. GIANT CASH GLASSES! i own a gold pair and we can make them wear them! score!
oh i'm in some band called toxic gossip? no, it's hazardous rumor! what about you? is you're band cooler than ours?
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Post by Phineas Andrew Lee on Jun 21, 2009 11:19:43 GMT -5
iamnotapancakeis convinced that juan is having an affair with anita.- - - - [/size] i don't remember anything from high school chemistry. except for my teacher. because she was scary and yelled at me a lot. she secretly wanted my body though.
i will protect you from the evil vampires! but we'll choose another country anyway. erm. argentina ends with A! or romainia! or nigeria!
aw. okay, so jello is out. how about pudding instead? or apple juice? THEYHAVETOGOSKINNYDIPPINGINIT! teehee.
yes! you will be my sensei! and we will have like rocky montages and karate kid moments. it will be quite the enjoyable experience for all that are involved.
i probably won't be all that good anyway because i'm used to hitting stuff. but it's worth a try!
OMG! giant cash glasses=best idea ever. and to become inducted they have to like take the gallon challenge or eat fifty hard boiled eggs in an hour or something gross. gross stuff rules.
i was dumb enough to take the gallon challenge one time. don't do it. worst idea i've ever had.
ah well i'm in a band called the fruit punches. =D that was my idea for a band name but nobody else seemed to like it. they're dumb anyway. =D
oh! i luvz me some hazardous rumor. oh no! i don't think you guys are lame at all! i jam out to your music sometimes. isingitintheshowerdon'tjudgeme.
i'm in the band containment. we are pretty sexy i won't lie. i'm the beautiful drummer man that does flips and shit just because i can.
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