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Post by william on Jun 21, 2009 11:36:35 GMT -5
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ew gross. beware! cougar! i enjoy that song a lot. :D omg yay! my hero! but argentina sounds awesome. isn't that where they have carnival? you know with all the feathered headdresses and stuff? spectacular it is. and apple juice ftw!
montages are awesome. all movies should be done in montages narrated by morgan freeman because the penguin movie was amazing. and no worries, you could hit your guitar on the floor or something. but it has to be cheap cause then it'd be a waste. :]
ew gross. eggs are nasty. and the gallon challenge, for serious? everyone knows not to do that. my first act as sensei is to make sure you never do that again. yep. fruit punches is a rad name. it's like a party band name. which are the best kinds of bands. fer sure.
hey man, i don't judge. singin in the shower's cool; it's like doin it in the rain, except warmer. and coldness is not cool OR fun. wowzerz! containment is like in my top fifty bands. xD! but you guys are rad. and sexy. ;D aw, you can do flips...man, the most i can do is like a jump-kick thing. i look like a karate master or somethin, but its still cool.
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Post by Phineas Andrew Lee on Jun 21, 2009 12:08:41 GMT -5
iamnotapancakeis convinced that juan is having an affair with anita.- - - - [/size] iknowright?! cougars can be so creepy. unless they're milfs of course. then their attention is welcome. i think i actually saw my teacher on that tv show...being all cougar like and creepy. feathered headdresses!? we need some. that can be part of your pope pubah costume. and part of my prophet costume. the most important part actually. it displays our authority. okay so they will have to dive into a pool full of apple juice! and then we can freeze some and have apple juice popsicles! yummeh.
morgan freeman is a beautiful man god. as is samuel l. jackson. i want to be just like samuel l. jackson when i grow up. and star in movies about snakes on planes. btw, yes i watched that movie and yes i enjoyed it. oh yes of course it would have to be a cheap one. we don't waste musical instruments in this household! i think my guitar needs to be like highlighter pink. that'd be sexy. not the one i smash of course, the one i attempt to play.
yeah it wasn't fun. i think it came out of every orifice of my body for hours afterwards. i didn't enjoy it. but my band mates seemed to think it was hilarious. maybe your first act should just to prevent me from doing stupid shit, cause i happen to do it a lot. ever skatebaorded into a pool naked? yeah i have. that was more fun than the gallon challenge though.
well it is an honor to be on your top fifty list of bands. i would like to thank the academy and all the little people out there. idek. karate masters are hot. like mr. miyagi was a sexibitch. okay if you teach me to play guitar then i will teach you the secret to doing sexy filps. and you can just do them whenever. and all the ladies will be like OMGSEX? and you'll be like HELL YEAH.
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Post by william on Jun 21, 2009 13:12:25 GMT -5
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oh yes, of course! part of the costumes and i want...blue feathers. like pretty blue, not boring blue. :P mmm, apple juice popsicle. now that's what i'm talkin about.
dude, who doesn't want to be like samuel l. jackson when they grow up? no one, that's who because mr. jackson is great and he's great movies. yeas, i saw the snake movie too and i thought it was a hoot! i wish i had a pet snake...that'd be pretty rad. yes, highlighter pink is sexy and the perfect guitar color. maybe you can get it customized with something on it. like...prophet of finnyism...yeah, that'd rock.
your band sounds like good people. rollonfloorlaughing. but actually, that sounds kind of ew. bad mental images now. everyone does stupid shit. but no, i have not skateboarded into a pool naked. i've been naked in a pool and naked on a skateboard, but i've never combined the three.
mr. miyagi's my father. he told me so. but he could've just wanted me to wax his car, idk. oh yay! woop! groupie sex is fun stuffs. but between me and you, some of our groupies are kind of gross. i don't think i'd want her to go OMGSEX! to me.
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Post by Phineas Andrew Lee on Jun 21, 2009 21:30:34 GMT -5
iamnotapancakehas hope for the future of finnyism. :]- - - - [/size] like neon blue? or baby blue? i think i might go with neon orange. =D talk about two of the most delicious things in the world coming together and making the kind of all delicious things. straight up.
honestly i don't know anyone who doesn't to be like samuel l. jackson. he just the epitome of manly amazingness. i am pretty sure that samuel l. jackson was my first word...words. he should probably be the god of finnyism. COMMANDMENT NUMERO UNO - thou shalt always kill those motherfucking snakes on that motherfucking plane. oh! we should adopt one. and carry it around in a stroller and when people look at us funny yell DON'TJUDGE! and run away really fast! fun times. =D i think my next drum set will have to be highlighter pink and say that one them. screw containment! prophet of finnyism sounds so much cooler.
yeah, and i am ninety nine percent sure that my band mates were there and chose to let me embarass myself. cause they hate me. eh. :[ oh you should definitely combine the three. it provides endless entertainment. just make sure you don't do it at a party, especially when most people there have picture phones. because those pictures will spread like wild fire. by doing that i exposed myself to more people than originally intended. o.O
that could very well be the truth. i am pretty sure i've used that to get someone to wax my car before. was he like 'yeah boy get in there nice and deep like...' -rubs beer belly sexually- mr miyagi had one of those right? if no he should have. i would have even more respect for him. seriously! i hate that! most of the obsessed ones are the ugly ones too! they are like HEYIKNOWYOURPHPONENUMBER ANDYOURSOCIALSECURITYNUMBER ANDWHATYOUDIDLASTNIGHT.LOVEME?! and it's like WTF!? but i love on them anyway. because everybody deserves some lovins once in a while.
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Post by william on Jun 22, 2009 2:56:14 GMT -5
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yeah, yeah go with neon orange. it’s fun stuffs. seriously?! lucky…my first word was cartwheel or tomato, or something like that. i can’t remember that far back. xD! OMGLOL! that’s hilarious! i can just imagine it now: a giant statue of samuel l. jackson with, like, a dead snake in his hand or something. nice. can you adopt snakes? yeah, i think you can. and we should put one of those bonnet things on it's head and name it samuela…after the god of finnyism of course. :D you should so do that and see how many people google that after the show. i bet a lot, like a thousand.
aw…:[ i don’t hate you, but I don’t hate anyone so…whatevah. and i most definitely will combine the three, i just have to find the right equipment…like a pool...tee hee! OHNOZ! people saw your special place?! man, I feel so sorry for you. picture phones are evil, evil I tell you! but…they do capture spontaneous moments of hilarity quite nicely. just sayin
ew, no! oh thanks, more bad mental images. if i have nightmares and my bandmates kick me out, i’m finding you to take care of me. for serious. i don’t think he had one of those; beer’s, like, against karate master rules or something. Iim pretty sure. gah, so true! And they’re usually the stalker ones too…but luckily i don’t get stalked. that’s ross and shelby’s problems. :D but i agree, everyone deserves love…especially from me because Iim awesome. =D
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Post by Phineas Andrew Lee on Jun 22, 2009 11:02:56 GMT -5
iamnotapancakehas hope for the future of finnyism. :]- - - - [/size] well cartwheel and tomato are close seconds to samuel l. jackson in the list of coolest first words. i think we're going to have to get someone to make that statue because it'd be amazing. and there'd have to be one in every church. what would we do for churchs? make them like old abandoned warehouses? and we can have raves there? and that will be like mass? i'm pretty sure you can adopt snakes...and if you can't we should just get one from a pet store. i think we would make phenomenal snake parents. i'd just have to keep him away from my hedgehog D: sonic is easily scared. samuela is the best name EVER. i might name my child that. even if it's a boy. that could be how we spread the word of finnyism. and we can just write finnyism on everything. like guitars and shirts and stuff. i am going to start writing it on bathroom walls along with my doodles of dinosaurs getting abducted by aliens.
there is bound to be at least one pool on the island. just do it randomly in someone's yard and see if they come out and say anything. i would definitely LAWL. yeah i am pretty sure that half of the people in the entire state saw chuck norris (yes i named my special place). i think it got me laid a few more times though, so i guess i can't really complain. i love picture phones, they are so handy. just not when you're the subject of embarassing photographs.
well if your band mates kick you out cause of your nightmares they are lame. i will take care of you and make you chicken noodle soup and apple juice popsicles. :] you are a lucky kid. i always get stalked by like exs or one-night stands. so it isn't like anybody new, which is disappointing. D: and while getting stalked is flattering, it is pretty creepy at the same time.
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Post by william on Jun 22, 2009 11:27:17 GMT -5
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yes, we should get the guy that made the statue of david to do it. too bad he’s dead. :[ and the churches should definitely be in abandoned warehouses. i think we should haves rave mass. It sounds like fun. :D we would make phenomenal snake parents; we’d get awards for how awesome we were. you have a hedgehog named sonic?! that’s so cool! i’m jealous and very very amazed. i’ve only got a tiny dog and some goldfish. :[ awesome, if you name your kid that, i so have to be the godfather because only someone as ridiculously awesome as me could be the godfather of a samuela. yeah, and then instead of band merch, we’d sell church of finnyism shirts…and they’d feature dinosaurs on them. wait! that was you!? whoa man, i love those things. they’re so perfect and amazing. But i like drawing my dinosaurs driving cars; it’s one of my dreams to see that happen. :P
yeah, and if i can’t find one, i know the next best thing: the beach. xD everyone would lawl. i think chuck norris would roundhouse kick you if he knew you’d named your special place after him. and that’d make me sad. :[ but yayz for getting laid. ;D
OMGWOOP! soup and popsicles are the greatest combination EVAH! i’m pretty sure they’re in the top ten, maybe the top five. yeah. well, at leastyou have crazy exs. mine are kind of boring, but i don’t care.
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Post by Phineas Andrew Lee on Jun 22, 2009 11:44:07 GMT -5
iamnotapancakehas hope for the future of finnyism. :]- - - - [/size] alright! so it is decided that our masses shall be in abandoned warehouses. -slams big judge mallet- and the award would be big and purple and smell like roses! because i always wanted a fragrant award. mhm. sonic is pretty much my biffle. we understand each other and have deep conversations about the meaning of life. he understands my soul. oh you will definitley be the godfather. and you can give my child lots of good advice in a marlon brando voice. it would be super hot. the dinosaur can be like noming on the m in finnyism of something. because dinosaurs have to eat too. and their favorite food is letters. yup that was me. :] that is a wonderful dream to have. i think my next drawing will be t-rexs on jetskis. because jetskis are sick. and t-rexs are like the kinds of dinosaurs.
oh man i def have to be invited. because i would be lawlin' for days. psh. clearly you don't know my special place. because if chuck norris knew i named my special place after him he'd give me a high five. and if he did roundhouse kick me it would be a roundhouse kick of love. i am secretly chuck norris' man-crush. getting laid is always nice. :]
my ex's tend to be INSANE though. like one guy was super skinny and when i broke up with him he went total heman on my ass. he was like BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL. and i like exploded. it was crazy sauce.
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Post by william on Jun 22, 2009 12:17:22 GMT -5
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who wouldn’t want a fragrant award? they’re the best kinds of award. and i totally get that, cheddar’s probably the only person who knows every single inner working of my mind. it’s sick. but wait, i don’t know how to do a marlon brando voice. now i’ve got to find a book on it…but that’d be kinda rad to learn so, i don’t mind. heh, a dinosaur nomming, that’s funny. i know right? and people have dreams of flying, psh. they’re lame. oh yes! jetskis are sick and t-rexs on them is, like, super sick.
i’m actually glad i don’t know your special place, cause that’d be kinda weird. xD. no fair, i want a roundhouse kick of love. :[ i think everyone’s got a man crush on chuck norris….i know i do :]
oh, that sounds icky. no way, you exploded?! how’d they put you back together? hot glue? cause if they did, that’d be pretty sweet. ……..wait……guy? dude, do you like dudes?
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Post by Phineas Andrew Lee on Jun 22, 2009 12:37:15 GMT -5
iamnotapancakehas hope for the future of finnyism. :]- - - - [/size] cheddar? probably one of the best pet names i've ever heard. is that your tiny dog or your fish? it's just really low and sounds like you're about to kill someone. but don't kill anyone please. becuase then you'd go to jail. i'd bring you muffins and stuff, but you might get raped in the shower! and that would make me sad. so no shower raping k? straight up. flying=over-rated. and same with like 'normal dreams' and 'wet dreams'. they just don't understand like we do. or maybe i'll draw like t-rexs having a yacht party or something. that'd be sweet too.
well you could name your special place...JET LI! he's amazing! or i'll give you a roundhouse kick of love! like even women have man-crushes on chuck norris. it's ridiculous.
yeah, i'm not really sure how they managed to do that. they might have sewn me back together. wait...then i'd have like thread marks right? damn. well yeah. i like everyone. pansexual is the way to be yo. wait a second, you're not freaked out are you!? you're not going to like call me a freak and stop talking to me right?!
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Post by william on Jun 22, 2009 12:59:03 GMT -5
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cheddar’s my dog! he’s a teeny tiny terrior and my goldfishes are named sunny. all of them. :D oh oh, i can do that; kinda like a growl right? but i wouldn’t kill anyone, oh no, i’m too chicken to go to jail. and i don’t want to get shower raped! D: no they don’t, people just need to realize that dinosaur dreams, finnyism, and yacht parties are the way to go. mhmm
nah, not jet li. i much prefer…JACKIE CHAN! the guys a beast! i kind of wish he was my dad…but miyagi’s already got that postion locked. -shrug- yes, i’ll take a roundhouse kick from you, but please, be gentle. super ridiculous, but also super amazing
but thread marks would look so badass. instead of those teardrop tattoos, everyone would get thread marks. Like…frankenstein! yeah, he’s the man. pansexual? for some reason, i get the thought of you tryin to have sex with a dish pan, but then…that wouldn’t be very comfortable right? right. no no no! i’m not freakin out. it’s totally cool for you to like both. you know, you wanna have your cake and eat it too. lolz. finny, my man, you’re way too awesome to stop talking to. :D! virtual hugs?
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Post by Phineas Andrew Lee on Jun 22, 2009 13:37:33 GMT -5
iamnotapancakehas hope for the future of finnyism. :]- - - - [/size] ah! sunny is a spectacular name for all of your goldfish! you clearly choose the best names for things. i should consult you when naming things. i name everything. i actually named my skateboard max. =D he's cool. yeah kinda. and you need a slight italian accent. because those are cool. okay good. i'm glad your not going to go to jail and get shower raped. because those guys are superbly scary.
jackie chan is pretty beast. i bet he and jet li like hang out on the weekends and drink beer together all the time. cool kids those two. of course i'll be gentle. it will be more like a roundhouse love tap kick. because hurting people is mean. D:
that should be another commandement of finnyism! thou must have thread marks somewhere. even if it's little.
oh no, i don't have sex with dish pans. i might have attempted once. but there was most likely tequilla involved and it just ended messy. oh okay phew. hm. that's a good way to put it. because most people just tell me that i'm a horny asshole. which i guess is true, but i'd like to think of myself as more than just that. good, because if you stopped talking to me i'd be sad. because nobody would be as great as you are at being the pope of finnyism. and it would come crashing down, and it wouldn't be cool. D: yay for virtual hugs!
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Post by william on Jun 22, 2009 14:44:24 GMT -5
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you should consult me. but, you know, you'd have to pay me a consulting fee. :D but i'll accept ice cream as payment enough. max is a ridiculously awesome name for a skateboard! i wish i had a skateboard because then i'd call it max jr...or the second, whichever sounds best.
i bet they do too. and then when they're all drunk, they have karate death matches, except without the death because then they couldn't make awesome action slash comedy movies anymore. which would be a crime against humanity. yay for love taps! and i agree, hurting people is mean and wrong and unnecessary. and i say this from personal experience. :[
so ow many commandments are we up to now? is that number three or something? -has lost count-
ooh, tequila makes everything messy. winkwink. you are more than that. if you were like some serial sleeping around-er, then you'd be a horny asshole, but since i'm assuming you're not, then you aren't. :D nope, i am and for always will be the best pope of finnyism and when i die,the next person after me will always be seen as the one who was good, but still sucked compared to me. muahahah! agreed. yay for virtual hugs. they're the second best kind. one guess which is the best. :P
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Post by Phineas Andrew Lee on Jun 22, 2009 14:54:44 GMT -5
iamnotapancakehas hope for the future of finnyism. :]- - - - [/size] okay good. :] so we will chat about naming things over ice cream. radical sauce. why thank you! oh you def should get a skateboard! my skateboard is my baby. i contemplated glueing those googly eyes and drawing a mouth on it because i love it so much. =D and we can make a mini skateboard for samuela! because snakes can skateboard. obvi.
that would very much be a crime against humanity. so they have like karate love matches? idek. that sounds too sexual. karate until one of them gets too tired matches? yeah that's somewhat better.
i think it's number two...idek. i should go and write them down or something. eh i'll do it later. -is a really lazy prophet-
okay so i'm not going to lie, i kind of am a serial sleeper. at least that's what other people call it. i just prefer to think of sex as a casual thing, but that is not all i'm after. but that's what most people like to think. of coures. because no sequel is every as good as the original =D duh. it's like the rule of life. ohoh! is it non-virtual hugs!?
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Post by william on Jun 23, 2009 3:10:47 GMT -5
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aw, you should’ve glued googly eyes and a mouth on it, then you could’ve been like johnny 2x4 from ed edd and eddy. that show's hilarious. yeah yeah, they make mini skateboards for little kids and OMJIZZLE! skateboard for samuela=snakeboard. O.O!
you’re right, it does sound sexual. and i think jackie chan’s married…but them having karate until one of them gets too tired matches is good. it works cause they’re both kinda old. yeah
no no, you don’t have to write anything down. see, cause jesus had his disciples write everything so…we just get your disciples to write all the commandments down. yep, put those lazefaces to work.
oh, well, that’s okay. i don’t judge. its completely cool to have casual sex; it’s like…free love or something. -gasp- man, you’re a hippie! sweet. but for reals, some people like sex and its nothing to be ashamed over and, like you said, you want more. which is always good. kind of, but only if you’re not me. xD! well the sequel to bridget jones’ diary was pretty good…and i did not just admit to having seen it or anything -shifty eyes- -gasp- how’d you know!? who told you? :P kidding, you’re right!
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